Singles Day

[Offwiththefairies]

Every year this happens,
I’m always on my own.
No flowers in my locker,
No sweet texts on my phone.

 

Am I too overbearing?
Do I drive the guys away?
Sometimes I wish that,
One would stop,
Stop and say ‘hey’.

 

All my friends,
Yeh they have boyfriends,
Most of them are tools.
I’m the single lady,
A loner at our school.

 

I’ve tried my hand at romance.
My last,
He was a douche bag.
He dumped after a week,
For this skinny little hag.

 

So I’ve finally decided,
They should make a special day.
For all those singles out there,
It shall be called:
Singles Day.