kadie lord evil boo Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 WHAT IS THE WEIRDEST PICK UP LINE SOMEONE OR YOU HAS USED ON SOMEONE OR THE HAVE USED IT ON YOU? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BipolarBear Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 are you google, because you've got everything i'm looking for Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Offwiththefairies Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 I'm not trying to impress you or anything, but I'm Batman. Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk past again? Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Coz I can see myself there Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lizethvamp Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 him:are you cold_ she:yes_him: want a jacket ?_she:yes _him:ok but not here you can jacket at my room _she Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Moon_Panda Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 best pickup line ever!!! i tried it once but i got slapped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BipolarBear Posted April 4, 2013 Share Posted April 4, 2013 1..me:hey there's something wrong with my phoneher: yea its cracked as fuckme: no it doesnt have your number in it 2... if i were a happy walrus i'd be with you 3...GET IN THE VAN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawt3m()Boi Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Get an ice cube and smash it on the table and turn to him/her and say "So now that I've broken the ice..." And go on to whatever you want to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevem_ORXR Posted April 5, 2013 Share Posted April 5, 2013 Not much of a pick up line but a girl that was into me started singing lyrics to that song with the lyrics “I kissed a girl and I liked it” funny part was she did not know I was gay and came out singing a cover of those lyrics “I kissed a boy and I liked it” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cursed_Destiny32 Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 Hey, will you be the Ying to my Yang? c; (soo cheesy!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painted_Whore♥~ Posted June 23, 2013 Share Posted June 23, 2013 I got two: 1.) Hey, are you a farmer? Because you're raising cocks. 2.) Hey bby, want some fok? (in that same spelling too) XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Marauder Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 If I were a cannibal and I had to eat you, Johnny Depp, and Lady Gaga, I'd eat you last and saver the flavor. I don't know why I don't have a girlfriend yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MyraSweets Posted July 4, 2013 Share Posted July 4, 2013 Your shinning bright like a diamond girl...o.O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gummyXP Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Are you a dino because you make me saur Wanna watch porn on my 66' mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silky-Potato Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Is that a banana in your pocket or is it just some other kind of fruit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Boo Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 I got a mouth full of skittles, wanna come taste the rainbow? *eyebrow wiggle* before usin this please for the love of cookies and jaklye penguins make sure his girlfriend is NOWHERE near. Lol I almost got hit lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi-c Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 open your mouth!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Boo Posted July 9, 2013 Share Posted July 9, 2013 Are u subway? Because u just have me a foot long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darknessPrincess<3 Posted July 30, 2013 Share Posted July 30, 2013 How much does a panda weigh? Enough to beak the ice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
April Boo Posted August 11, 2013 Share Posted August 11, 2013 (I've personally used this) heyy. If u were a tree...ud be a good tree. Then wink Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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