xXskydogXx Posted April 7, 2013 Posted April 7, 2013 hello everyone, i was wanting to know what is a really good pickupline and a really bad pickup line. my really funny one is hey, i saw you from across the dance hall, i like your razor skis. xDbut basically this topic is to pass time and see how stupid we can get.
Wolfprince Posted April 7, 2013 Posted April 7, 2013 "i just noticed that you look a little less terrible today, keep it up!" (pretty mean) Warning: May get ferociously bitch slapped if its a sensitive person, but its that or nothing to say to them. Pick your poison...
Nevem_ORXR Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 here is your pizza now get naked you're going to pay cause you are short a few dollars
Darling_Kenzie_Sees_Stars Posted April 8, 2013 Posted April 8, 2013 (girls) are you the batman?? I wanna lick your nipples!! (boys) Ready, set, suck my dick (or) Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanna get you pregnant. IT'S SEXUAL SUNDAY! lol
Darling_Kenzie_Sees_Stars Posted April 10, 2013 Posted April 10, 2013 You know what they say about big feet... Have sex with me! ;D All these are credited to Jenna Marbles <3 One of my own would probably be, "hey there... Uhm... You're cute... Okay, bye."
Blackflames890 Posted April 13, 2013 Posted April 13, 2013 Boy: wanna play rock paper scissors? girl: sure Boy: Rock. Paper. Take off your clothes
Rawr I love you Posted July 24, 2013 Posted July 24, 2013 i want to punch you in the mouth with my mouth softly because i like you
vivi Posted July 24, 2013 Posted July 24, 2013 My dick just died can I Berry it in your ass LOL my friend told me this one
Lucas Nimny Posted July 27, 2013 Posted July 27, 2013 Hey I don't want to come in between you two, or do I?
Painted_Whore♥~ Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Hey are you a farmer? Cos you're raising cocks.
Collette Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 Hey are you a farmer? Cos you're raising cocks. Ohai are you... Erm.. I forgot how it went but it ends with 'cause Lizzie's hot.
hi-c Posted August 2, 2013 Posted August 2, 2013 is your username Lizziefersure? cause you just won a home-cooked meal with me for dessert!XD
Crankor Posted October 27, 2013 Posted October 27, 2013 a girl said this to me once, "I thought veryfine only came in a bottle" lol
EmoNightmare666 Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 My dick just died can I Berry it in your ass LOL my friend told me this one
Hanako 花子 Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 For this, I shall use puns... Chinese food puns. I want to siomai love for you. Will you let me? You leave me wonton more. Lets go to my place and dimsum lights.
Jem Posted October 29, 2013 Posted October 29, 2013 Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years. Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice. Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast? I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell. LOL
Darling_Kenzie_Sees_Stars Posted November 28, 2013 Posted November 28, 2013 I got another one for you. Asking Alexandria lyrics: Boy: "I should've known the tides were getting higher" Girl: "What?" Boy: "Get on your knees. Oh" (A Prophecy and A Single Moment of Sincerity)
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