xXskydogXx Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 hello everyone, i was wanting to know what is a really good pickupline and a really bad pickup line. my really funny one is hey, i saw you from across the dance hall, i like your razor skis. xDbut basically this topic is to pass time and see how stupid we can get. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfprince Posted April 7, 2013 Share Posted April 7, 2013 "i just noticed that you look a little less terrible today, keep it up!" (pretty mean) Warning: May get ferociously bitch slapped if its a sensitive person, but its that or nothing to say to them. Pick your poison... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nevem_ORXR Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 here is your pizza now get naked you're going to pay cause you are short a few dollars Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling_Kenzie_Sees_Stars Posted April 8, 2013 Share Posted April 8, 2013 (girls) are you the batman?? I wanna lick your nipples!! (boys) Ready, set, suck my dick (or) Roses are red, violets are blue, I wanna get you pregnant. IT'S SEXUAL SUNDAY! lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xXskydogXx Posted April 10, 2013 Author Share Posted April 10, 2013 XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling_Kenzie_Sees_Stars Posted April 10, 2013 Share Posted April 10, 2013 You know what they say about big feet... Have sex with me! ;D All these are credited to Jenna Marbles <3 One of my own would probably be, "hey there... Uhm... You're cute... Okay, bye." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackflames890 Posted April 13, 2013 Share Posted April 13, 2013 Boy: wanna play rock paper scissors? girl: sure Boy: Rock. Paper. Take off your clothes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi-c Posted April 14, 2013 Share Posted April 14, 2013 aye girl! let me squirtle on dem jigglypuffs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rawr I love you Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 i want to punch you in the mouth with my mouth softly because i like you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vivi Posted July 24, 2013 Share Posted July 24, 2013 My dick just died can I Berry it in your ass LOL my friend told me this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Nimny Posted July 27, 2013 Share Posted July 27, 2013 Hey I don't want to come in between you two, or do I? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Painted_Whore♥~ Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Hey are you a farmer? Cos you're raising cocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collette Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Hey are you a farmer? Cos you're raising cocks. Ohai are you... Erm.. I forgot how it went but it ends with 'cause Lizzie's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hi-c Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 is your username Lizziefersure? cause you just won a home-cooked meal with me for dessert!XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted August 2, 2013 Share Posted August 2, 2013 Hey you, yeah you, your down is really stupid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crankor Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 a girl said this to me once, "I thought veryfine only came in a bottle" lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmoNightmare666 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 My dick just died can I Berry it in your ass LOL my friend told me this one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EmoNightmare666 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 My new favorite Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanako 花子 Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 For this, I shall use puns... Chinese food puns. I want to siomai love for you. Will you let me? You leave me wonton more. Lets go to my place and dimsum lights. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jem Posted October 29, 2013 Share Posted October 29, 2013 Give me a Woody and I'll make you Buzz for light years. Your body is a wonderland, and I'd like to be Alice. Hey Beauty, can I introduce you to my Beast? I can make any fairy moan... All I need to do is Tink'er'bell. LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darling_Kenzie_Sees_Stars Posted November 28, 2013 Share Posted November 28, 2013 I got another one for you. Asking Alexandria lyrics: Boy: "I should've known the tides were getting higher" Girl: "What?" Boy: "Get on your knees. Oh" (A Prophecy and A Single Moment of Sincerity) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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