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First off I'd like to say, this is a wonderful website you have here, you're all really pretty and I look forward to stalking you. I am a seventy year old construction worker, and I lost my virginity to a cat when I was fifty three.

I have a theory about the history of Emos.

Ancient Tibetan history says the Emos lived on top of the floating islands and mountains.

They were mistaken as Gods after the first recorded deluge and arrived here in chariots of fire.

Hence, the Caucasus mountains, cauc-emos.

First Emperor of China had green eyes and emo hair.

The Incas describe the Gods that taught them as combover-haired males.

Emos are not indigenous to this planet when you compile all the historic legends and oral traditions

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Edited by Robbie-Derped-On-Your-Face
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