probablynotanemo Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 (edited) Be saved. Accept Him today! Also Maggie Thatcher for PM. These are my demands. Edited October 11, 2015 by probablynotanemo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaia Posted October 11, 2015 Share Posted October 11, 2015 i can't believe jesus signed the declaration of independence 2015 years ago Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarkknightRises Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 How did you get on the staff? :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sytrusuicide Posted October 13, 2015 Share Posted October 13, 2015 theocracy is the only legit form of government. Accept the Pope as your saviour and monarch right now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probablynotanemo Posted October 13, 2015 Author Share Posted October 13, 2015 (edited) i can't believe jesus signed the declaration of independence 2015 years ago You need Jesus, heathen, and I can help. Let me quote a bible verse that has helped me through some hard times: Jeremiah 28:17: "In the seventh month of that same year, Hananiah the prophet died." Edited October 13, 2015 by probablynotanemo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thedarkknightRises Posted October 14, 2015 Share Posted October 14, 2015 Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered. Matthew 21:18-22 NIV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
probablynotanemo Posted October 14, 2015 Author Share Posted October 14, 2015 Early in the morning, as Jesus was on his way back to the city, he was hungry. Seeing a fig tree by the road, he went up to it but found nothing on it except leaves. Then he said to it, “May you never bear fruit again!” Immediately the tree withered. Matthew 21:18-22 NIV That was a beautiful testimony, friend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaia Posted October 15, 2015 Share Posted October 15, 2015 How did you get on the staff? :/ ive been on the staff for 7 years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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