gabbitheawesome Posted July 7, 2011 Posted July 7, 2011 "tell me another story, dear auntie gabbitha (what my bestie calls me)" "okay emitha (what i call her)..... once upon a time there was a-" (kool-aid man bursts through the wall)OOOOOOOOOH YEEEEEA!!! me:stfu u jus interrupted me kool-aid (looks at floor):well im srri but im jus doin my job me:which is??? kool-aid:to end arguments....... me:no one was arguin u mental glass of fruit punch!!!! kool-aid (silent) me:so im gunna hav to ask you to GET DA HELL OUTTA MY HOUSE BEFORE I CALL SOME KIDS TO PUT A ROCK UP UR ASS!!!!! kool-aid:oh crap.......k no need to start threatenin me- me:WELL IF U GOT OUT I WOULDNT HAVE THREATENED U!!!!NOW GET OUT!!!!!! kool-aid:OKAY IM LEAVIN!!(emitha throws a rock at da kool-aid dude nd breaks his glass, spillin fruit punch all over my floor me:emitha since u got rid of da bastard u can hav da fruit punch...but no stori....u jus commited murder........but dnt worri...everyone's gunna thnk u for killin da most crazy peverted glass of juice around..... emitha:k but i wanna hear da story!! me:kay....well, it all started wit a bottle of booze nd a broken condom.................
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