How many cats does it take to make a turtle?

[Ryan K]

Please someone answer this, we all know its true, we all know cats can make turtles. Let's hear some answers people!?

[Guest l.lawliet]

I'm thinking for the shell there has to be as many kittens as there are octagons on the shell. For the body... as many cats as the turtle can swallow.

Hope this helps.

[gabbitheawesome]

hmmm....depends on the size of the turtle. Like if was a HUGE turtle like crush from finding nemo, then it would take a billion shitloads of cats.

[starchitect]

It takes two cats to make a turtle .

One mommy cat

One daddy cat

Equals baby turtle

[XxPocketSizedEmoVampirexX]

it takes a threesome wiv two cats n a turtle to make a half cat half turtle baby...then that baby has sex wiv a turtle then BAM baby turtle xD

[blueBubblez3]

it ttakes one cat two turrtless and bouncy hhouse and a pole. I am sooooooo ssmaart mew

[Amz]

Awkward turtle

[Guest Moon_Panda]

imma guessing three. one to be the actuall turtle, one to be the turtle shell. and they need to have a friend who gets them drunk, glues them togheter, takes pictures and laughs his ass when they try to walk home.

[No Name]

Lol u funny um 1/2 c: I'm not good at social studies c:

[hi-c]

mr.owl says 3