EvilActivity Posted December 23, 2012 Posted December 23, 2012 Coming soon, a wonderful collection of all of those Christmas classics from houses where Turkeys were burned, wine was overflowed, dysfunction was rife, and the only thing louder than the yelling, was the music. Featuring all of your holiday favourites! • It’s beginning to look a lot like frostbite • I don’t care how cold it is outside, please let me go home • Last Christmas, I tried giving you my heart but I lost consciousness about three minutes after the initial incision • Santa Clause isn’t coming to town because he isn’t real and your parents have been lying to you • All I want for Christmas is lots and lots of expensive gifts • No, they don’t know it’s Christmas time because Africa is a predominantly non-Christian country • I saw mommy sleeping with someone who she claimed was Santa Clause • I’m glad it isn’t Christmas every day or I’d be financially ruined And many more!
EvilActivity Posted December 29, 2012 Author Posted December 29, 2012 I only got the idea because I listened to the "Snooks" christmas album tracks on youtube. He does xmas song parodies as well. Violent night, Police stoped my car, lil bummer boy.... just to name a few. A funny little man he is.
Amz Posted December 29, 2012 Posted December 29, 2012 You should just write lyrics for this shit and record it xD
{\/} Clarke {\/} Posted January 3, 2013 Posted January 3, 2013 http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=toe-8ykTUT8 The spirit of christmas
EvilActivity Posted March 4, 2014 Author Posted March 4, 2014 I'm not much of a lyricalist. But I'll finally try it. Pastas are pretty happening. I'll use that in the musical stylings of Silent night. Slender night.... Oh what a fright..... Creepy chants.... Shit my pants..... Thought that camping would sure be a hoot..... Faceless man chasing me in a suit..... Shit that tentacle just moved.... I think I'm seriously screwed.... Slender night.... This shit ain't right.... Curled in ball..... He's too tall..... They told me he was just a story.... Now it seems this end will be gorey.... Curiosity failed me.... I should have just let him be... *Dramatic gruggles* Eesh.... That was so dumb, I'd kill me if I was the slender.....
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