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pop that pussy 0.0

 

i was sitting there with my friend and he grabbed the laptop and starting playing that song i was sitting there like wtf 0.0 turn tht shit off x3

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer. Fuck, that’s a lot of beer.

 

How do you put beer on a wall, anyway? I’ve thought many times about it, only been able to safely post about it now.

 

Is the shit just sitting in glasses on an arrangement of shelves? See that’s a waste of beer. Gets flat. And what the fuck kinda weird party are you at that you’re sitting around, passing around glasses of flat beer to each other, drinking out of the same glasses? Weird fucks. At least play some music or something. I don’t picture girls when I picture this scene.

 

These guys are seemingly so fuckin bored that they have nothing better to do than sit around and count the number of beers they have still magically stuck to their wall. Still can’t explain that one. I keep my ice cold drinks in a fridge, not stuck to my bedroom wall with super glue. Idiots.

 

So thats why this is the weirdest song to me, Normal people like beer in a home with friends setting, a crowded bar setting, not a circle of morons and all you do is pass around warm, bacteria-infected wall beer.

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