How have you prepared for a zombie apocalypse?

[Emojoint]

lolz

[NotYourAverageBitch]

i feel awesome.

[Emojoint]

lolz

[XxPocketSizedEmoVampirexX]

well ima vampire so i cant die xD

[PurpleKitty]

Hmmm good logic chelza cause you already dead xD

[gabbitheawesome]

but you could be resserected by some dumbass zombie... O-o yolouydaarosslttydmt...

you only live once unless you die and are resserected or some shit like that then you die multipe times c:

[Dead*Pixel]

I found this picture http://www.damnlol.c...ypse-22468.html ...I know what i'm getting when the zombie apocalypse hits us xD

Edited August 1, 2012 by Dead*Pixel

[gabbitheawesome]

some guy ate another guy's arm in my neighborhood...the dude used to ride my freakin bus...everyone was walking around with shotguns sitting in their yard....THE DUDE WAS FUCKIN HIGH. CHILL XD

[EvilActivity]

Really there are no specific nutrients that a zombie can get from eating brains that it can’t get from a wide range of other foods. They never even finish a meal... They will eat a protion of one person then go eat a bite off some one else as a result, These wasted meals end up becoming thier competition in the hunt for food. The zombie economy is seriously going to suck. But of course they are brainless and will never listen to reason. I'm not gonna go out of my way to put up a figth with them... I'll just honestly kill myself and avoid being part of the drooling masses.

[EvilActivity]

Oh Nevermind maybe I was being too pertentious again... I'm no nutritionist for the living dead I mean really, if a zombie sat down to a nice meal high in iron Omega 3′s, like a lovely pheasant pate on brioche followed by roast Atlantic Salmon, It would'nt make a good movie....So Nevermind.

[Scribe]

Zombies from biological weapons are highly possible, or zombie-like anyway. If something from nature only recently discovered can turn ants into zombies, then who knows what else we haven't found yet. We find new species of plants, animals, etc in forests all the time.

 

Zombie Ants:

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2011/05/110511-zombies-ants-fungus-infection-spores-bite-noon-animals-science/

 

They might not eat brains, but this is somewhat standard zombie-like behavior. Keep in mind it's being controlled, by a fungus. If it was more complex, you might have your standard Sci-Fi zombie.

[Nevem_ORXR]

step one run like hell

step two find other humans

step three use the humans for my own will

step five dispose of the humans

step six repeat

my plan to survive

Edited August 4, 2012 by misfitemos

[XxPocketSizedEmoVampirexX]

RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cookie152]

IM PREPARED! ZOMBIES BETTER BE SCARRED.

[Guest]

Misfitemo..... WHERE IS STEP 4 xD xD xD xD xD

Also, I'm pretty sure if we were all together, surviving a zombie apocalypse would be totally hilarious xD

[Amz]

I would die. I know I would

[Nevem_ORXR]

Misfitemo..... WHERE IS STEP 4 xD xD xD xD xD

Also, I'm pretty sure if we were all together, surviving a zombie apocalypse would be totally hilarious xD

oh um step four is my secret and varies depending on the other humans I could reproduce bring them along with me the rest is to be disposed of and we will be partners right?

[GlittyripGono]

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[priscilla9714]

I have this notebook filled with notes on what to do and what not to do. I already know who we're going to have and what their job is. We already know what type of weapons we should get and what we should wear. So basically I would be really prepared lol gotta love them zombies XP

[ThatDudeWithTheShades]

live on a small island cuz zombies cant swim

[punk301]

Preparation is easy execution is impossible.

[No Name]

Ill get killed by zombies they'd eat me and I'd be good cuz I'm a magical unicorn names suzy c: teehee c:

 

[hi-c]

of course not! it's a bluff!

[Robbie-Derped-On-Your-Face]

I have pickle-flavored chips.

[Painted_Whore♥~]

Nope. Just gunna wig it